Post by Asen on Jan 12, 2008 0:22:48 GMT -5
"In case of Solar Attack on your home town, please follow these rules:
Do not waste time blocking your eyes.
Do not waste time seeking a solar-proof shelter.
Try to get as far away from the solar source as possible
Do not panic
Do not panic
Use your wheels, it is what they are for.
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available, gnomish, non-organic
limbs should be employed whenever possible.
Remember,
In the case of Solar Attack, survival means
'Every man for himself'
Calculations say more people survive if they think
only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably [glow=red,2,300]DIE[/glow]
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
These are the first signs of Solar Attack:
You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will feel the need to vomit
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting. Or even laughter
These are all sign of imminent [glow=red,2,300]Solar Destruction[/glow]
Your only protection is The Nether
If you are less than ten years old
Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
Remember - you can help no one else
You can help no one else
You can help no one else
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself"
Asen laughed and closed the manual. The master kept on looking at him with his ice-cold eyes.
"It is the only and one way to eliminate the enemies of the Superior Man... Keep it, Asen. You are someone worthy of living in our new world"
"A pity the higher heads of the Argent Dawn did not consider this weapon seriously. And, even if they consider the Solar Attack something above the 'cult-craze' status, the Solar weapon you speak of would eliminate... More than just the Scourge and the Burning Legion agents"
The Master held a demonic grin. Laughs came out of him and invaded the ancient room the Argent Dawn assigned The Master for his few followers.
"Yes, yes... You are right. But do not worry, Asen. I am a 'wise priest' for them. It would be against their beliefs the elimination of a member who does not use common methods. When they all say that we should unite, ignoring our little tones. No, no. They cannot kick me out or shut me up"
Asen agreed with the old Master. He left the bottle of wine and flowers on a nearby table politely and said goodbye.
(...)
Do not waste time blocking your eyes.
Do not waste time seeking a solar-proof shelter.
Try to get as far away from the solar source as possible
Do not panic
Do not panic
Use your wheels, it is what they are for.
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available, gnomish, non-organic
limbs should be employed whenever possible.
Remember,
In the case of Solar Attack, survival means
'Every man for himself'
Calculations say more people survive if they think
only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably [glow=red,2,300]DIE[/glow]
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
These are the first signs of Solar Attack:
You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will feel the need to vomit
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting. Or even laughter
These are all sign of imminent [glow=red,2,300]Solar Destruction[/glow]
Your only protection is The Nether
If you are less than ten years old
Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
Remember - you can help no one else
You can help no one else
You can help no one else
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself"
Asen laughed and closed the manual. The master kept on looking at him with his ice-cold eyes.
"It is the only and one way to eliminate the enemies of the Superior Man... Keep it, Asen. You are someone worthy of living in our new world"
"A pity the higher heads of the Argent Dawn did not consider this weapon seriously. And, even if they consider the Solar Attack something above the 'cult-craze' status, the Solar weapon you speak of would eliminate... More than just the Scourge and the Burning Legion agents"
The Master held a demonic grin. Laughs came out of him and invaded the ancient room the Argent Dawn assigned The Master for his few followers.
"Yes, yes... You are right. But do not worry, Asen. I am a 'wise priest' for them. It would be against their beliefs the elimination of a member who does not use common methods. When they all say that we should unite, ignoring our little tones. No, no. They cannot kick me out or shut me up"
Asen agreed with the old Master. He left the bottle of wine and flowers on a nearby table politely and said goodbye.
(...)